Did anybody else notice the Holand and Barrett adverts on my google ads the other day?

Hmm that's pretty impressive.

Well I haven't been up to much folks. I'm coding my a$$ off trying to get this programming finished off but it's acting like a b1tch so there you go can't be helped.

I'm also devouring lots of fruit. Mmmm Fruity.

And I think that pretty much sums up the weirdest post ever on my blog.

Zapdude

I was just thinking hasn't the price of domain names gone totally cheap? I remember years ago when I was like 13 or something and was thinking about setting up a website they were like 20 quid (that's $25 USD for those not familiar with slang) and know you can get cheap domain names for at least £2.00 a year. I remember the yahoo domains used to be really expensive aswell they were like $10 a month.

Oh well, supply a demand

Zapdude

A new post today. With the title of "Saddo". By a "Saddo" I mean people who have nothing better to do with their lives.
First of all, there's a guy on T.v who's started up his own "Car Park Appreciation Society" as you might of guessed:

He's the only member.

Although he claims that his wife's joined so that makes two members. Whoopee....

I also happened to be reading a crappy newspaper called "Daily Express", and they were talking about chip shops and here are the name of some really cringeworthy fish and chip shops:

The Starchip Enterprise

Codswallop

There were a few more but I don't have the newspaper cutting with me so, that's a bummer.

Well, I forgot my "blog to-do" list so I'm a bit screwed.

I was just reading an interesting article by Prof. Michael J. Donnelly
from Rhode Island university and he's got some interestng, apparently conducting an investigation into the title of this blog.
Lets slap down some quotes:
"Gangster Rap music is causally related to adolescent maladaptive behavior"

Haha, I couldn't agree with you more, althogh the experiment is still being conducted

"Interviews were designed to probe into the subjective experience of listening to Gangster Rap. "

I'm pretty sure that hearing about guys wiggling their hands about like their suffering from Alzheimers and bopping up and down as if their shagging a dead horse has something to do with why we see so many burberry-clad, down-trodden losers hangng around like they've got nothing better to do.

But lets be realistic, as the singer of Hard- Fi (see previous posts for p1$$takes of this band) says "What's wrong with CHAV's?, They're working class people" hmm true to a certain extent matey but they behave like complete and utter w***3**s. Make no mistake.

Well, that's the end of another post and it's the weekend. Which I'm looking forward to as I'm going to be mixing in one of our school choir tapes which I obtained. I'm going to totally take the p!$$ and go overboard by mixing it in with lots of gangster rap samples (you know, gunshots and guys shouting the word "moth3rf*ck3r" every 5 seconds.

Ciao

Zapdude

"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you"

Oh yes, I think that applies very well with the post.

Well, a new post, about time too I think.
Just to get a few things of my chest, first of all when you get a packet of biscuits why the hell does it tell you 'tear here' slap down the middle of the packet and when you unravel it 1/5 of the biscuits just fall out of the pack.
That just p1$$3s me off.
As you know I've been talking about Mesothelioma for quite some time, If you really want to know it's a cancer and you can get rid of it in many ways. But the lawsuits for Mesothelioma are crazy I mean some guy got a
"$1.153 million Award in Mesothelioma Lawsuit"

That's pretty damn crazy, I mean with the money he could have probably got cured.

Some families get $2 miliion in other Mesothelioma related lawsuits. It's apparently to do with asbestos, but didn't that get banned?

Well...Yes & No

According to:

http://mesotheliomainfo.blogspot.com/" title="http://mesotheliomainfo.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"http://mesotheliomainfo.blogs...

He claims that it can still be used as long as the concentrations levels aren't too high and it's well kept. So, you probably won't get mesothelioma if it is maintained, and who the hell is going to enforce that?

What a f***ed up law.

If you

Here's a little story about a school I made up.
Obviously it's slightly twisted set in a dystopia.

whoa, can't hang around dudes, but just to let you know my exams are finished! yay!

Oh and one more rant

Isn't it stupid when there's a blank page on the paper and it says "blank page" oh well..

Zapdude

Whoo-Hoo!

One exam left, on Friday! typical anyways how's everybody else doing nothing much happening at the moment except I'm maknig a online game which is why so many adverts have 'sprung' up everywhere around my blog.

It's not because i'm a corporate whor3 or anything, it's just this project must cost quite a bit as programmers don't work for free :o

I 'm never ever going to choose pop-ups because they suck a$$. I would ask you to click on the ads but this blog hasn't got enough meaty content on it yet.

So expect more of the usual stuff on Friday, and wish me luck!

Zapdude

Putting the "B" in "Blog" (ok I admit that was a bit of a $*** one)

Well, as you guys might know I'm making a website to showcase all the crap games out there along with funny reviews and downloads so the people can experience their $hi**yness themselves.

It's going along quite well, I just need a PHP programmer to sort out some stuff such as signing users up and rating crap games. I got the scripts but it's just implementing them that's a real bummer.

I also just did one of my exams today! 8) . So I've got 2 left, English and History A-Level which is why I haven't been blogging as much.

Stuckinapuddle also sent me some tbucks, how the hell do you do that? I guess they did implement some new features then. Anyways, I've got to revise but I might update this entry later on.

Zapdude :wink:

I'm currently developing a website and revising for my exams aswell which is why I haven't had time to post anything, but I couldn't resist posting this little thing to cheer you guys up.

Thanks for the support 'stuckinapuddle'!

Yeah...boi!, don't Alice In Chains rock? Anyway..

I was just thinking about all the scams you get nowadays, I still see a lot in newspapers and stuff like you know 'earn £800 a week sitting in your ar53' I mean what a pile of crap, for a start you could purchase a bigger ad if you WERE earning £800 a week I'd rent out a massive A4 AD.

But a couple of weeks ago I got this e-mail from some weird-a$$ guy who wanted me to secure some bonds or some s*** like that because his son died and his countries f***ed up or something. Well I did a little bit of research and asked other people if they got any similar e-mails.

A friend of mine said something about the governer of Hong Kong e-mailing him about a flu epidemic and he needed extra funding . Now why the f*** would he ask this dude for some money, I mean come on! he was working in Burger King at the time. I don't think he's got enough financial capacity to supress a viral epidemic.

So, I did a little research and check this out!

http://spl.haxial.net/nigerian-fraud/" title="http://spl.haxial.net/nigerian-fraud/" target="_blank"http://spl.haxial.net/nigeria...

It's really funny, but apparebtky

7% of people get scammed by Nigerian Money offers

out of all the other scams on the Internet that's quite a big statistic considering prizes are 0.01%.

Anway I hope you enjoyed that post

:lol: Zapdude :lol:

"First things first, but not necessarily in that order." - Dr Who

Hmm, how true a bit like my blog.

Hello Everybody,

Happy New Year, I've just had a two-week holiday and I just couldn't upload any new entries on my blog although I'll be talking about stupid stuff like Value Added Tax, I was just thinking about that whilst I was at work ( I mean it just doesn't make sense! ) I also did a pi$$ take comic strip of New Years Day at my work place.

There's also been some excellent news about rappers, two in particular. Remember roughly a month ago I was talking about 'Pimp Juice' well it turns out fellow Ladies and Gentlemen that you have been listening to me and then this sweet headline graced my eyes:

"Cases of Nelly's Energy Drink 'Pimp Juice' Stolen"

Yes! suck on that Nelly, serves you right for acting like such a twit and being a fricken 'company man'

Here's Another:

"Will Smith's ID Thief Caught & Prosecuted"

Haha, eat that!

Anyway gtg, although I have been reviewing crap online games so there ya go!

(May be updated later (90% chance)

Ha-ha I told you I'd upload more. Will Smith, that should serve him right for making some cheesy tunes. Ahh well that was good news, anyway I'm back at School so that sucks a bit too although I've learned some stuff about Socrates and I drew an alien bending over, but by the time I turned my head someone drew 2 nobs one in his hand and one going up his booty.

Well tommorow's post wil be better

See you everyone, here's a good one from Abraham Lincoln

"Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves."
In that case George Bush is a complete and utter Chimpanzee shagging dumba$$.

Ahh dear.. just reliving past memories.
I just thought of some funny moments from year back. Here's one of many the people that lived in our house before and chucked out their old microwave and stuffed it in their shed.

2 years later I got the world's most powerful catapult from a special Army Surplus store, it was wicked.
First off, we got some ball bearings and loaded em up and it smashed through it like it was paper. I slipped a bit when I was aiming and I hit the timer dial by mistake and it made a "Ding!" noise. Me and my brother were just laughing like mad.
I think the catapult was called the "Black Widow" or something. ahh class.
Anyway that was years ago, but the next summer after the incident my brother had tried all posibilities to try and repair our shitty inkjet printer but nothing so alas.
You can guess what happened next.
Only though this type we found some really thick sounds and it sounded like a gunshot when it collided. Barely recoginise it was a printer afterwards.
Lovely Jubbly.

Zapdude

Anybody seen that new show on T.V called Space Cadets?

For thos of you who don't know it's a massive budget reality-tv program (most of them suck). They basically pick the most dumbest British people, using stringent tests. Tell them there going to be the first televised british astronauts, tell them there going to Russia when really there flying in the air for 3 hours and land again in a massive fake russian base where they get told their going into space. When they convincingly get put in a simulator for 5 days.

Anyway, it's wicked. And yesterday this guy was eating an apple in space and he left it for half hour and he says

"this apple would have been black if I left it on Earth"

haha! wot a dumba$$. I thought I might share it with you guys. I'll probably post another item later on :)

Zapdude

Not your average dumbfu3k

Here's a quote from Miss Piggy

"Never eat more than you can lift."
hmm how true

Well as you've noted in my previous blog I was having a rant over Australian soaps, it appears that things have gone even crazy down under.

In an Australian prison (some place in Tazmania), they kidnapped this security guard and demanded a ransom..

The ransom?

"eventually gave up their hostage after agreeing to 15 pizzas, Coke and garlic bread."

Oh my God, seriously, if your going to kidnap a security guard you want your demands to be high, like erm.. Diplomatic Immunity perhaps? or erm.. safe passage out of Australia. But oh no, a couple of Dominoes and their satisfied, no wonder they ended up in the slammer in the first place.

Apparently the guard is recovering from his 'ordeal' at home. Ha! What did they do to him?

Zapdude

One of the very few extremely hard to corrupt bloggers, it's gonna take more than pizzas....maybe flapjacks..

Here's a nice little quote from Benjamin Franklin:

"Hide not your talents, they for use were made. 
What's a sun-dial in the shade?"
I decided to post this up after one of my friends who reads this blog was deciding to give up blogging

Oh man, ages ago I was looking through the classified sections in the paper and I found the most stupidest job adverts just have a look at these!
I'm not sure whether or not I should filter out the numbers or not but sack it!, these job adverts were meant to be exposed. So if anybody wants to ring them up and er 'converse' than feel free. But remember this is in the UK so add all that +44 s*** if your international.
Here's the first one

now then lets go back to the real world shall we?
How interesting are you, if your selling goats cheese? come on. And how much traininig do you need?

The world really is crazy

Well, well apparently the stimulant known as "Red Bull" is taking a weird advertising route, apparently their treating their product as some sort of drug according to this it says

http://www.bized.ac.uk/compfact/redbull/redbu ll7.htm" title="http://www.bized.ac.uk/compfact/redbull/redbu ll7.htm" target="_blank"http://www.bized.ac.uk/compfa... 

"Red Bull's target consumer segment began to adopt nicknames for the product such as 'liquid cocaine' or 'speed in a can', thus spreading its 'left-field' appeal."

Well, it certainly avoids the traditional route they've also given out free red bull to to people in the middle of the street who they thought were 'in need of energy'

That's pretty crazy, although I just wanted to know peoples opinions on it