Well, I had 115 T-bucks so decided to add my own banner to the top of the my blog. Now I just gotta get the code to it and replace it with one of my own banners.
Also had an idea of doing a comic strip of where I draw this geezer, make a poll on how he should die and the most votes decide how he executes his suicide! pretty cool? 8)
As you can see I've also changed the style of the blog to grey, and I want to customise that header but I don't know how.
Oh by the way if you look to the right I added a nice tasty snipped of javascript code. Here's another story for you people to 'dig'
I went to Tesco, for those who don't know thier rivals to the ol' Sainsbury's but still kick their a$$ in business which is why Sainsbury's expect so much from their f*****g employees. But anyway,
My friend usually drinks this stimulant s*** called "Kick", it's like Red Bull (I know you know what that is) so I decide to get it today for one of my lessons as I get really sleepy in it. I buy a can, although my mate says a bottle will get you high but I thought nah, a can ' ll do me plus he drinks it all the time so there's probably some sort of 'caffene tolerance' level. I get a can, stuff it in my pocket. 1h 30 later, crack it open.
mmmm fruity. I think I'll have a nap now.... hehe. Nah, I think I'll just sit in this upright position humming to myself whilst listeninig to Rage Against The Machine and Public Enemy.
<20 mins late>
"yeah the rage is relentless, m****f*****$ don't know who I am"
and then the P.E
"Jack was nimble, Jack was quick Got a question for Jack ask him 40 acres and a mule Jack Where is it why'd you try to fool the Black"
mm still buzzing. Oh look it's been over 20 mins and the teacher hasn't come yet...FREEEDOM!!!!
Whew, I need to use the toilet. Ahh much better, now off to my last lesson. what the f***? 3 people turn up? ah sheet man I got no time for this. Anyywayy.....
I'm gonna buy a can tommorow and see if I can reach optimal literary performance in this delectable blog tommorow.
Zapdude
Zapdude's capsule review on spam blogs,laziness,illegalisa tion of cannabis?
Piece-Of-Shiiiiiieeettt!
a little variation from a Bill Hicks Quote
Oh and here's a little thing I made in the music rooms quickly on a keyboard.
Sorry everybody I know I said this blog would be updated almost daily but It's been my birthday and I was on some 2-day trip to France And Belgium so erm..yeah :wink:
Anyway the story is this It was my birthday on Nov 22. so I've been really busy and I went on this cool World War 1 trip to France and Belgium which was really cool and I took some amazing pictures of the cemetries and it was amazing although it was flippin' cold. :x
Well how's everybody then? I'd just thought I'd get that cleared up. Oh yeah, another thing that just popped up inside my head. Everybody in the class I just had was talking about how 10 year olds and really cocky and mouthy after watching programs on T.V (they were also talking about EastEnders ) and how they get controlled by it.
Anyways, so I says (thought I'd add the extra "s" cos it sounds cool) "Yes, It is" sarcastically so I give my opinion on ya (once again, with the "ya") know how the mass media is controlling them and influencing their behaviour too and they looked like they were on f*****g mushies (magic mushrooms) then they start blaming it on each other saying "It wasn't me who said that it was someone else" One of them says to me Newspapers,T.V,Music is all media to and I agree with the first 2 which is why you should never believe what they tell you on T.V and in newspaper cos they gotta get
Sorry everybody I know I said this blog would be updated almost daily but It's been my birthday and I was on some 2-day trip to France And Belgium so erm..yeah :wink:
Anyway the story is this It was my birthday on Nov 22. so I've been really busy and I went on this cool World War 1 trip to France and Belgium which was really cool and I took some amazing pictures of the cemetries and it was amazing although it was flippin' cold. :x
Well how's everybody then? I'd just thought I'd get that cleared up. Oh yeah, another thing that just popped up inside my head. Everybody in the class I just had was talking about how 10 year olds and really cocky and mouthy after watching programs on T.V (they were also talking about EastEnders ) and how they get controlled by it.
Anyways, so I says (thought I'd add the extra "s" cos it sounds cool) "Yes, It is" sarcastically so I give my opinion on ya (once again, with the "ya") know how the mass media is controlling them and influencing their behaviour too and they looked like they were on f*****g mushies (magic mushrooms)
Then they start blaming each other saying one said the other and all that bull$***. One of them says T.V,Newspapers and Music are all products of the media. Well..Yeah! I agree with the first 2 which is why you shouldn't believe that $hit they try and tell you cos they gotta get more readers/viewers.
And music? :shock: . It all depends on what you listen to You can't go wrong with Rock except if it's Indie Rock or all that other new - wave s*** that's creaming the UK. Huh!
Government approved rock & roll. cya guys and remember in the words of Public Enemy
"Don't believe the hype"
and because I promised everyone they'd laugh or learn from my blog here's a quote from the *legend* Tommy Cooper. "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." Tommy Cooper
Heh-Heh Classic
*****Zapdude*****
"Flava Flav ain't going out like dat!" another random quote inserted after my name
If you've kept up to date with my blog, you may also be asking yourself why so many rappers are turning into corporate w****s, well me too. I think it's to cash-in (duh!) and to earn more bling and stuff. It could be another seedy way to promote their music speech.
Nah, It's a chemical.
Must be, mucks up some sort of neurological function that makes you passionate about objects that aren't really as good as they seem. Coca-Cola, Gangster Rap and American Democracy.
Well "Pimp Juice" is another product supposedly released by a rapper called "Nelly" hmm well right. Honestly, you don't get rock stars doing this kind of stuff. (with the exception of "Kiss" who over-merchandise).
I feel like killing the person that , made this genre up but then I remember that his smelly,bullet-ridden body is probably slumped up somewhere in a burnt-out dumpster in a remote part of Harlem/Bronx/some random street.
Anyway I digress...
Could you imagine the Marketing Team that promoted this crud?
"Ok guys, focus! Focus! we need a catchy, gritty title of this soft drink that's being promoted by a rapper to appeal to the brain-dead,obese,blinging -swingin,cap-poppin,booty shakin' forced mass media watchin kids of this MTV Generation"
"I know! Pimp Juice"
And the advert of course. I'll leave your imagination to do the rest.
That's it for gangster rap, unless something REALLY serious happens...
Roughly a month ago I received a promo CD containing you guessed it
:evil: gangster rap :evil:
He's recorded/laid down some tracks. As you all know I'm not fan of this $*** but the first impressions were erm. a fair effort.
But loe and behold some of the worst production and mastering that has ever assaulted the sense. The record in question is
"Acesta + Wabbit, 1-UP a Storm Is Coming"
First of all the track composition is tosh, and the volumes are as f***** up as
An acid trip in a graveyard
There's at least 3 tracks in a row where he claims he's the best, and how he's lived tough on the streets even though he's been brought up in a comfy surbubia where the biggest crime ever committed is where some guys got arrested for being in possession of fertiliser. His excuse?
"It'z mez dubz innit?"
I'm sorry that just doesn't cut it, especially if your in court for some sort of audio plagurism and the judge asks you what you have to say in your defence:
I know, I know I've been flaming like crazy over these gangster rappers but they just keep on acting like coroporate **ores.
Now Snoop Dog has launched his own hot dog, OMG! what's wrong? aren't his albums selling any money. To add insult to this shocking news here is once again another quotation
“There aren’t any celebrity hot dogs out there,” Snoop’s brother and business manger Bing Worthington told the Herald. “Who’s the competition? Ball Park?....Imagine a long, skinny hot dog just like Snoop.” (quotation is here http://www.streethop.com/foru...)
That's because "Bing" they tend to have better PR people that don't turn their clients into humiliating piles of w**k. And I don't really want to imagine a long,skinny hot dog, you've got some crazy fixation on your clients 'hot dog'. Seriously what is the target audience here? what a sad cash-in. Apparently the "dog" is going to be 1-foot long, (Supersize me that's all I can say)
(there was orignally a pic but I deleted it out just in case copyright and stuff like that)
Most rappers are sell-outs notwadays, I heard that some rappers bringing out another product called "Pimp Juice" arghh what's the world coming to
oh my God, you wouldn't believe that f****** idiot, annoying brat 50 Cent has decided to start up his own book company (I know what your thinking can he even read?). Guess what he's going to call it.. That's Right "G-Unit Books" *******g hell how long did it take you to think that up???! Here's a small little snippet of a quote
Sex? yeah he's male, who's probably got more STD's than I've got Pokemon Cards
Guns? Yep he as fine collection of limited edition Colt Spud Guns which he won at a school fete.
Cash? Yep, he owns a lot of fake monoply banknotes with his mug printed on it.
How about rapping about real issues like Public Enemy and Rage Against The Machine do, and my 'homies' also tell me he's a bit of a snitch 8itch and a fake 'gangsta' as he snitched up his mate 'The Game' (I wonder what his favourite Home Entertainment Console is? Commodore? or some $h1tty Amiga caked in blood and pimp juice!.)
Here's a little image just to bring a visual representation of this twat
He's a joke, anybody who listens to him tell them to read this article and erm comment or something.
Zapdude
p.s More gangster p1$$ taking next time!
Next time it's about corporate hoe rappers promoting their own products!
I was one some website about blogs and whilst the page was loading up IE (Internet Explorer for those who don't know) starting acting like a monkey. So then I started scrolling up and down to see if the bottom had loaded up and then the text links got blurred so I thought what a kick a$$ idea for an interface! So I pressed print screen and uploaded it.
Flippin heck, it's break time folks and I've just had an English lesson and we always laugh about how one of the teacher's always says "o.k!" . So we decided to do a small tally and the results were staggering
She said ok over 170 times, that's like almost 3 a minute!
Apart from that there's been some really weird weather. And I saw a squirrel eating magic mushrooms on my way back from work, hopefully they were the kind that stone your brain not the ones that kill you. I'll also be going to Belgium on the 24th for two days Wey-Hey. Hopefully that'll be good. I also have to try and publiscise this blog!
Anyway I'm going off to lunch might upload another entry later on
EDIT: Yeah, just thought I'd mention a little story that happened to me. Me and my mates were walking back from Tesco and there was this twat riding his motorcycle on hte pavement. What a W****r, now the normal thing would be to take t eh p*** BUT! he's probably put up with that throughout his journey (remember he's doing it on purpose and his motorcycle althogh muddy is in perfect working order)
So, what you gotta do is laugh at the silly cnut (yes that is a typo) then that will psychologically break the little Chav down into biscuit crumbs.
Flippin heck what a day totally knackered. All the work needed to be done, is completed and well and truly dusted. Anyways, moving swiftly on, I have made a little logo for the website which will be built soon.
The thumnails buggered. The actual pic is fine
See pretty good innit? other things on my mind are trying to get this blog hosted somewhere else as I don't seem to be getting many hits whilst it's being uploaded on seo-blog.org
Oh well. I've been doing a bit of VB programming in my Computing class sucks a bit although I think I'm getting the hang of it. Man really wish I had the time to fix up my website but oh well
Aren't Crunchie Sticks nice? they have to be the nicest crisps ever.
Hello, didn't really introduce myself before did I?
Well I'm 16 (17 soon actually) and I decided to set up this blog as there's loads of weird random thoughts that pop into my brain
and I'd like to share them with the world.
I live in West Sussex which is basically a s***hole just near London in UK. I work part time at the
big capitalist consumer con globerate supermarket
chain Also Known As Sainsbury's although I'll be taking the biscuit/p*** out of them later heh-heh.
Haha! C'mon! You know you love it! Nothing like a bit of Corporate Identity bashing to get the ball rolling.
There's plenty more from where that came from.
A quick 5 minute job on Ms-Paint.I also took the p*** out of the new Hard-Fi album cover "Stars of CCTV"? wtf?
more like "Stars of CITV" Aaaah what the hell, this time there's
some photoshop chicanery to tantalise your vandalised tastebuds. In this delectable Blog entry
Oh yes! I know you guys + girls enjoyed that one. For those who don't know much about the saturated, over-hyped rock scene that exists in Britain. Hard-Fi are just yet another one of those crappy rock bands that over-hyped and over-rated.
I also forgot to tell you that the "Oddities" part of my blog is a comic strip which I am going to be uploading very scene once I transfer my ideas from my brain to paper.
Well this is it for the first post.
Enjoy
P.s Did you know 1/3 of British kids don't even know what Chips are made of!!!! Arghhh! It's Crazy!
Welcome everybody this is the my blog, now I know what your thinking just another crappy boring blog. Wrong!
Much better than some of the tat I've read on the web . Anyway, your guaranteed to learn something or laugh in this blog
It will also be frequently updated so add this to your favourites!
You'll also note that it's called "Zapdude's Bog" instead of "Blog" as at first it was a spelling mistake but then I thought it sounded cool. Oh by the way I'm not going to try and be all cool and say "peace out" or some s*** like "l8erz"" so just before I go I thought I'd squeeze in a few comments such as "Chavs Suck And Must Die" anyway
