Ahh dear.. just reliving past memories.
I just thought of some funny moments from year back. Here's one of many the people that lived in our house before and chucked out their old microwave and stuffed it in their shed.

2 years later I got the world's most powerful catapult from a special Army Surplus store, it was wicked.
First off, we got some ball bearings and loaded em up and it smashed through it like it was paper. I slipped a bit when I was aiming and I hit the timer dial by mistake and it made a "Ding!" noise. Me and my brother were just laughing like mad.
I think the catapult was called the "Black Widow" or something. ahh class.
Anyway that was years ago, but the next summer after the incident my brother had tried all posibilities to try and repair our shitty inkjet printer but nothing so alas.
You can guess what happened next.
Only though this type we found some really thick sounds and it sounded like a gunshot when it collided. Barely recoginise it was a printer afterwards.
Lovely Jubbly.

Zapdude

Anybody seen that new show on T.V called Space Cadets?

For thos of you who don't know it's a massive budget reality-tv program (most of them suck). They basically pick the most dumbest British people, using stringent tests. Tell them there going to be the first televised british astronauts, tell them there going to Russia when really there flying in the air for 3 hours and land again in a massive fake russian base where they get told their going into space. When they convincingly get put in a simulator for 5 days.

Anyway, it's wicked. And yesterday this guy was eating an apple in space and he left it for half hour and he says

"this apple would have been black if I left it on Earth"

haha! wot a dumba$$. I thought I might share it with you guys. I'll probably post another item later on :)

Zapdude

Not your average dumbfu3k

Here's a quote from Miss Piggy

"Never eat more than you can lift."
hmm how true

Well as you've noted in my previous blog I was having a rant over Australian soaps, it appears that things have gone even crazy down under.

In an Australian prison (some place in Tazmania), they kidnapped this security guard and demanded a ransom..

The ransom?

"eventually gave up their hostage after agreeing to 15 pizzas, Coke and garlic bread."

Oh my God, seriously, if your going to kidnap a security guard you want your demands to be high, like erm.. Diplomatic Immunity perhaps? or erm.. safe passage out of Australia. But oh no, a couple of Dominoes and their satisfied, no wonder they ended up in the slammer in the first place.

Apparently the guard is recovering from his 'ordeal' at home. Ha! What did they do to him?

Zapdude

One of the very few extremely hard to corrupt bloggers, it's gonna take more than pizzas....maybe flapjacks..

Here's a nice little quote from Benjamin Franklin:

"Hide not your talents, they for use were made. 
What's a sun-dial in the shade?"
I decided to post this up after one of my friends who reads this blog was deciding to give up blogging

Oh man, ages ago I was looking through the classified sections in the paper and I found the most stupidest job adverts just have a look at these!
I'm not sure whether or not I should filter out the numbers or not but sack it!, these job adverts were meant to be exposed. So if anybody wants to ring them up and er 'converse' than feel free. But remember this is in the UK so add all that +44 s*** if your international.
Here's the first one

now then lets go back to the real world shall we?
How interesting are you, if your selling goats cheese? come on. And how much traininig do you need?

The world really is crazy

Well, well apparently the stimulant known as "Red Bull" is taking a weird advertising route, apparently their treating their product as some sort of drug according to this it says

http://www.bized.ac.uk/compfact/redbull/redbu ll7.htm" title="http://www.bized.ac.uk/compfact/redbull/redbu ll7.htm" target="_blank"http://www.bized.ac.uk/compfa... 

"Red Bull's target consumer segment began to adopt nicknames for the product such as 'liquid cocaine' or 'speed in a can', thus spreading its 'left-field' appeal."

Well, it certainly avoids the traditional route they've also given out free red bull to to people in the middle of the street who they thought were 'in need of energy'

That's pretty crazy, although I just wanted to know peoples opinions on it

Has anybody ever noticed that there's hardly any black people in soap operas? I mean come on, especially in those Australian ones they've been running for ages with :idea: ?

Anyway, I've got a few more ideas for my comic strip "Oddities" me and my brother have been discussing them and laughing like crazy in the process, I'm telling ya I should be ready for that anthology when it comes around. Apart from that I'm very pleased that my blog ranking is gonig up (it's now on 43) So I must be doing something right and I'm glad for all of your support still.

I am going to be uploading this later.

EDIT: Vote for the link at the right, the one about the "ranks" ! I spent 150 tbucks! :roll:

Do you really believe in that? Think about it how weird would that be. How would you know if you were through your 5th life or something you could be reincarnated as an amoeba or even worse..a Sun journalist (for those who don't know it's a really trashy newspaper)

If Hitler,Stalin,and Polpot(look it up) were reincarnated what would they be? They'd probably be toilet bacteria or Henry VIII's royal buttwipe        (in past lifes). Another thought it this, does anybody watch soap operas no? apparently one of the cast of 'Neighbours' was a drug addict so they kicked him off set only problem is it f****d up the story line and he ended up being divorced over the phone haha! what a pile fo s***.

Anyway, as you know oddities hasn't really been going anywhere so I really should carry a little notepad. I usually write it on my phone but that takes too long. ah crap end of lunch time I'm gonna update this l8er dudes!

Whoo-hoo end of lunch time now then where was I? oh yeah. I got some e-mail about some comic anthology( because there's some comic convention in England) and they e-mailed me asking me If I'd submit some work. I was a bit panicky at first because i've only come up with two ideas but when they said the dead line was in March I was like "phew!" so that was close. I asked a few more questions too so hopefully they should get back to me.

Hey, I just found out this new thing called promote your blog or something like that and they say you need 150 tbucks to enter, and cos I've been nattering on, on how I haven't got anything to spend my tbucks on I got 144 so If I check out some new talents on the blog scene or if you want me to check out your just note me or.. you can comment on this blog! :)

I've been extremely impressed with the amount of readers I've been getting on this blog. I've got 1090 hits after starting it up after 4 weeks so I wanted to thanks all my readers. Even if your just browsing and you found this page by pure chance.

So I wanted to ask everyone what do you want to see more of in my blog? is anybody missing out on the old photoshop manipulations? I'll try to capture more of the ideas that pop into my head too.

Until next time..

:arrow: Zapdude

"Be sincere; be brief; be seated." Franklin D.Roosevelt

Yep, another politician. In other words it means

"shut the f*** up, you think this is a democracy? suck it punk. You don't tell the truth then we got all kinds of prods,probes and pellets that'll make you confess you m*****f***3r. And sit down and watch T.V,drink beer you ignorant s***z"

Hi everybody,

Hope you enjoyed that Public Enemy quote I showed ya a few posts ago. Well, what I can I talk about today :? .

Well, I'm still sleepy and, oh yeah! I came up with a new idea for one of my comic strips, check it out though it's weirrrd.

Panel 1: "Help me! I'm being bullied by corporate America"

Ah man too sleepy..must update blog.

Well, as you many of you can see when this blog loaded up you were greeted with the brand new photo-manipulation of that famous Vietnam assasination, although instead it was Ronald Mcdonald that was getting shot.

Well today I got another can of "Kick" which I have yet to 'consume'. I'll probably drink when I get back and do some home work or $*** like that. Anyway nothing much new happened to day except editing the er logo of the school I go to.

Here it is, ha-ha! there was orignally a large picture of a bird, but this is a protest against the school as out internet filter is so flippin tight. This is the ONLY blog site that isn't filtered and it hasn't been blocked so far.

So..what else? not much just mountains of work. As usual I'll probably update it once later on so. Until next time..

Zapdude

and here's a quote from Walt Disney

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." The impossible being charging crap loads at Walt Disney theme park and merchandise. Come to think of it he also said "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known." Well, you need to get out more. I bet he's got some dodgy animation slides....